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Kick it in guys, here's the coolest award available on the World Wide Web!

Inspired by the travails of Elly Jordaan, webmistress of the most awarded website on Earth.

Oh, just one more thing!

Oh dear me, a triple-coiler!

Winners of the Award

Heinovision- Alan wins the award simply because Elly bestowed it upon him.

Words- after showing us both his balls and those German toilets in an "out of order" condition, Scott wins the award.

Plain Jain- she wins this award after talking about the joys of her finacé's semen. Unfortunately, she pulled the entry that won her this award.