Oh, just one more thing!
Oh dear me, a triple-coiler!
Heinovision- Alan wins the award simply because Elly bestowed it upon him.
Words- after showing us both his balls and those German toilets in an "out of order" condition, Scott wins the award.
Plain Jain- she wins this award after talking about the joys of her finacé's semen. Unfortunately, she pulled the entry that won her this award.