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Throughout Saturday, September 27th 1997, I received the following email. It seems that perhaps this individual was upset by some of my anti-skinhead views. Note the compelling literary style employed to great rhetoric effect.
No doubt we can soon expect to see a great flood of quality literature coming out of the burgeoning skinhead movement.
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 1997 23:28:36 -0700
From: "dward" [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Well, Well Gus
- I just thought I would inform you that your homepage sucks just like
It is so stupid ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I cant believe how dumb it is OH
MY GOD ITS STUPID.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I read about half of the dreary
adolesent stupidity you
call a web page OH my god was it dumb!!!!!!!!!!! I was so bored it has to
be the dumbest thing I ever
read. You whining faggot your just mad because huffman wont fuck you! Give
it up you cant
write, your story has no way of keeping peoples attention. People dont want
to here some fag
whining because he's a puss and cant stand up for him self like a man. Your
type is dieing out
in society THANK GOD.
ONE DAY YOU SHALL WEAR A SIGN AROUND YOUR NECK UNDER A LAMPPOST!
HAVE FUN HOMO.
I responded to the effect that I thought Mr. Ward was a brilliant writer and should probably write a book.
Hey Gus the Queer
- I'm sure its true now thats the one thing you have not denied your
a fudge packer.
I hope huffman kicks your ass. As far as being a genius nope I never
claimed to be but
smarter than you yes, but the main point is I dont walk around with shit on
my dick, FAG.
You looser forget it you will never be normal in society your a dweeb! What
a stupid idiot
your writing is horrible and your intelligence low VERY LOW. I hope you get
the shit kicked
and sued out of you. It would do my heart well knowing a fag like you could
not afford anything,
especially medical treatment for aids.
FUCK OFF DOPE SMOKING FAG.
I responded to the effect that, though I hadn't ever considered having sex with a man before, there was something about D. Ward's wit and genius that I found very attractive. In response, he tried his own hand at sarcasm, with the following result:
- You amaze me. Can you tell me how intelligent you really are?
Your intelligence is so omnipotent I can feel it here.
Its totally astounding how massive the raw out put of your brain power is
it is INCREDIBLE.
Wow I am just in total au of how intelligent you really are.
Why hell I think God is Jealous of you. Wow to be as smart as you.
Hey why dont you become a millionaire, or how about figuring out time
so we can go back and correct our mistakes. I'll tell you one thing though
you really need to
do is find the cure for aids, while your fucking around all your fag
buddies are dieing.
Well Gus since you are so intelligent why dont you figure out how to make
love each other. That way there will be no more wars were people die.
What about Famine, draught and, starvation, can you fix those ya I didn't
I END MY PRAYER GUS THE WANNA BE GOD.
HOW IS THAT ONE FAG.