Monday July 28 1997 I played with my toy trucks in the dirt behind my house. I saw a bunch of ants crawling across the path and I gave them sugar and they all swarmed around and carried it back to their house. My mommy says ants are bad and should be stomped on, but I think they are awesome. They are yucky, but I think God made them for a reason. I got kicked out of the Faces of Fear webring today because of I had links to bad stuff on my homepage. The woman who runs the ring even told me I can't submit my site ever again! Now I am sad, cause of I can't help fight child molestors anymore. Maybe there is another ring I can join to fight the bad guys! Maybe I can start my own webring. It looks hard to do, but maybe I can figure it out.
Tuesday July 29 1997
Chucky chased me home from the woods today. He almost caught me, but Mr. Peters who works at the hardware store saw him chasing me and told him he'd better stop. Chucky lied and said he was chasing me because I dropped a dime. Mr. Peters said he could give me my dime then, and Chucky said he must have dropped it. I hate Chucky SO MUCH! I wish I could kill him. I wish I could jump up and down on his face after stepping in dog doo! I know it's a sin to think that, but I can't help it. I really wish he was dead. If he was dead, my life would be easier. Lisa and I played a new game today. We threw a frizbee at each other from behind two trees and if she hit me I had to give her a kiss and if I hit her she had to show me her titties. I know this sounds bad, but she doesn't have titties yet and besides I closed my eyes when she showed me cause of I don't want to see her yucky titties anyway. She doesn't even really have titties. I'm not gonna be her friend when she gets titties, that would be gross. I hate girls, they have germs and they smell funny.
Wednesday July 30 1997
My mommy and Daddy took me and my mean brother out to a restaurant today. They made us promise not to fight before we went. But my brother is too mean to leave me alone in a restaurant. When we were saying our prayers, he kept poking me and I couldn't keep from laughing. Daddy told me that was the last time he was telling me and when we got home I'd be getting a spanking. Why me? Because I was the one who was laughing, not my brother. Some other little kids in the restaurant saw us praying and started pointing at us like we were weird and had cooties and even their mommy and daddy started laughing. When my brother ordered spaghetti with meatballs, he put a meatball down my shirt! When I got home I got a spanking.
Thursday July 31 1997
I found a weird magazine in my brother's room today. It had pictures of naked ladies in it! They had no clothes on and big titties. There were lots of close up pictures of their pee-pees. Ladies have weird pee-pees. It is all pink and there are these funny little parts and I don't understand at all. I want to ask Mommy and Daddy, but I know I would have to have a spanking if they ever found out. They would say I am sinning against Jesus. I don't know why just looking is sinning, cause of I'm not the one who forgot to put my clothes on! Lisa and I were playing and all I could think about was her pee-pee. I never thought about it before, except for her not having one like mine. I asked her if she would show me her pee pee. I asked if it was pink and had those little warts on it. She said she was telling her Mommy, and she ran off.
I spent all day in the woods, cause of I didn't want to go home and be getting a spanking. Lisa's Mommy always calls my Mommy whenever I get in trouble.
But when I got home the phone wasn't working. It was broked! A tree fell on the wires and it won't be fixed until tomorrow. Maybe Lisa's Mommy will forget to call my Mommy and I won't be getting a spanking.
Friday August 1 1997
When I was sleeping this morning I could hear the big phone company truck fixing the phone wire. I heard the phone ring out in the hall. Then My Mommy and Daddy came into my room and they both gave me spankings for what I told Lisa yesterday. I wasn't even out of my Power Ranger pajamas yet. Also I don't get to play with Lisa for a whole week and I have to dress up nice and tell her I'm sorry and then not play with her. I am very sad.
Wednesday August 6 1997
Sorry I haven't worked on my diary! My Mommy and Daddy said I couldn't use my computer for five days because of what I said to Lisa. They took the power cord and the mouse away and locked them up! But now I'm back! Well, I didn't get into Open Pages. They tell me I'm too smart to be an eight year old. That always happens. My teachers tell me my Mommy and Daddy must of helped me with my writing assignments. Once I even got a spanking at school for copying something when I wrote it all by myself!
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