Actually I'm a 40 year old married white male living in Hurley, New York, at the foot of the Catskill Mountains on the less irritating side of the Hudson River.
I used to maintain both the Big Fun Glossary and Musings of the Gus back in the day, and those are both excellent places to familiarize yourself with both me and my writing.
You can always email me if you have something to say or ask. I don't always respond (I'm rather busy), but I read all my email.