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June 2002 01: scrutiny doesn't feel like luck
- I prefer zero comments about my eating and drinking.
02: enough about women's basketball
- Watching games with my sick girlfriend on teevee.
03: phantom charges on a phantom piece of plastic
- Trouble at the hands of Bank of America US Airways Divident Miles.
04: Thanks a lot, Harry & Louise
- Yet another tale from inside the abomination known as American health care.
05: veritable pharmacopoeia
- I buy Alleve to help Gretchen weather her mononucleosis.
06: the adage she was searching for
- An endocrinologist sees a goiter behind every medical problem and I discover how fussy Athlon XP processors can be about heat sinks.
07: fun with prescription beta blockers
- Gretchen passes out during a thyroid scan.
08: monotonously-predictable crying pattern
- I want to start an ecommerce site offering affordable spankings for irritating infants.
09: something of a foot emergency
- I buy some overpriced $20 flip flops.
10: chipmunk minefield
- They cover the forest floor at a certain density and explode as you pass them.
11: thong-creamingly good
- We see American Idol and I go on about common sense regarding the natural world.
12: thongs executing McDonaldsland parabolas
- Disgust about the collective synthesia of the modern pop star manufacturing industry.
13: how the future turned out
- How was I to know that a stolen election and terrorist incident would be the way we'd find our way into a police state.
14: suitably fetishizable packaging
- How was I to know that a stolen election and terrorist incident would be the way we'd find our way into a police state.
15: walking across the East River
- A day of embarrassing excess concludes with my being ordered to sleep on the couch.
16: doghouse of silence
- Gretchen and I are not on speaking terms all day long.
17: Danish
- David the Rabbi comes over to eat Danish on under-utilized back stoop.
18: telephone sings songs of opportunity and annoyance
- I line up my first job interview in over two years.
19: entertainment as data inflation
- More observations on the visual crap that is American Idol.
20: job interview in Times Square
- The HR woman was great, but my prospective boss was lacking an essential ingredient: a sense of humor.
21: responsible East Village Friday night
- I avoid excessive drinking by smoking marijuana.
22: horrendous evil is possible from advanced, industrialized Western society
- The lesson of Nazi Germany is not about Hitler.
23: Ruby-Throated Hummingbirds and Barred Owls
- Gretchen and I go to her parents' cabin in Maryland for rest and relaxation.
24: it's not delivery (it can't be)
- We eat frozen pizza at the Maryland cabin.
25: mostly there for propaganda
- Showy police presence on the bridges and tunnels of New York City.
26: falling over itself in a rush
- Anything to appeal to the idiot average American.
27: sleeper server
- I hide a Linux server in the basement.
28: shearing Noah
- Cat dreadlock removal.
29: their own worst advertising
- Talking about the screaming of other people's kids.
30: hole on the beach
- In celebration of Ray's birthday, a alcohol (but not drug) free party on Long Beach in Long Island.
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