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Hello, my name is Judas Gutenberg and this is my blaag (pronounced as you would the vomit noise "hyroop-bleuach").
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abuse in the free world Friday, October 3 1997
ith an open mind, I just tried out BBEdit 4.5's table editor for the first time in my life. What a piece of crap. I couldn't even figure out how to select more than one cell at a time so I could do such things as combine them. I have some crazy tables I could use a little help with, but this program is definitely not the answer. That's what I get for trying to put training wheels on my Cannondale.
just saw a Natalie Merchant video on VH1, the one where she sways her child-bearing hips in front of a great diversity of female humanity, snakes and mantids. I was disturbed to realize, however, that Natalie looks a lot like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. She's a Scorpio, he's an Aries. No surprises there. The gas guy came by today and did what needed doing with the furnace. I hate the few occasions when my do-it-myself spirit proves inferior to professionalism.
y mother, Elizabeth DeMar Mueller (aka Hoagie), came to visit me today. We've had three moms come by in the past week or so. Angela's mom stood on our porch and called us white trash (allegedly apologizing the next day). Deya's mother rolled up her sleaves and did some cleaning. But my mother sat happily on a couch sipping coffee from her "To the World's Best Mom" mug, basking in the squalour. As bad as Kappa Mutha Fucka has become, it doesn't compare to the chaos of my childhood home, where magazines, catalogs and dust, oh the dust, has accumulated feet deep on every surface, where boxes of belongings packed in the 1950s and AWOL legos from my childhood can still occasionally be found under the rubble or among the Clarence DeMar marathon trophies. It's all good honest intellectual rubbish, quite unlike the beer and pizza-based clutter of Kappa Mutha Fucka. Then Deya showed up, then Matthew Hart, then Nigel, the Pekinese from across the street. As usual, Nigel brought his green rubber frog, a toy we gave him months ago and which is still his absolute favourite. My mother was really impressed with little Nigel. Like me, she usually hates Pekinese and other little dogs, but Nigel has personality. He comes to play, he knocks on the door, he brings his toy, he has a little fun, and he doesn't stay for dinner. Today he forgot to take his frog when he left. That was a first.
he destination was the Downtown Artspace show opening, for a photodocumentary exhibit of domestic abuse, the Donna Ferrato show I advertised in here a few days ago. It's customary at Charlottesville art openings for alcohol to be served and live music to be played, and so I assumed there would be drinks available at the Artspace, unless, of course, the photographer showcased tonight was dogmatically opposed to alcohol. I speculated that this was a distinct possibility; many idealists regard alcohol as an important factor in America's culture of abuse. These aren't people whom I know personally, but they're out there, and the dull roar of their chiding occasionally reaches my ears.
As you can imagine, Angela and Matthew didn't linger. As Matthew put it, "I already know that beating up women is a bad thing, what more needs to be said?" Had there been alcohol, I'm sure he'd have found the show considerably more interesting. Since they'd come with my mother and I, they had to walk home.
Back to the Donna Ferrato domestic abuse show. I read most of the little paragraphs, and I found it a moving experience, so much so that I had little desire to eat any of the finger food available. This is not to say that I was enlightened or that I learned anything. It reached me on a more emotional level, which is, I think, what art is really all about. Hoagie offered to treat Jen and me to dinner at Millers, but Jen had to stay for the rest of the show. So it was just Hoagie and me at our table in the outdoor patio section of Millers. We ordered grilled chicken sandwiches; my preaching about Mad Cow Disease has completely scared my parents off of red meat. It's a dramatic step to almost quit beef at the ages of 60 and 73.
I soon found myself writing "THE GUS" with an etch-a-sketch in the less somber, more comfortable "office area" of the Artspace. Ana came by with Nemo, who is now a robust toddler with his own idea of how to do things and the places to do them. He and I rolled a baby tomatoe back and forth across the floor as he went through his mother's wallet examining the plastic cards. He seems like a quiet, contemplative kid, the kind who will one day say things only when he has something intelligent or important to add to a conversation.
oagie and I didn't go to any other openings. We returned to Kappa Mutha Fucka to find Angela and Matthew hanging out with a strange guy named Doug as well as the manic psychotic, Troy Roebuck. The appearance of a parental unit such as my mother always serves to set the conversation on edge, but she has a way of calming everyone with her jovial and somewhat embarrassing extrovertism (like me, she's a Meyers-Briggs ENTP, but she's much further towards the E side of the E-I continuum).
am called from the Brick Mansion and invited us over to a "party." It was after midnight when (Angela, Matthew, Monster Boy and I) finally went over (in Angela's Cadillac), so we were stuck with whatever booze we hadn't yet drunk. I wouldn't say it was the most rockin' party I've ever attended, but it was still enjoyable. I sat with Jenfariello and her friend Alison and watched a videotaped recording of Jen's latest 15 minutes of fame. She was interviewed by a local teevee station for tonight's 11 o'clock news. But the excerpt of her interview which they actually broadcast was completely meaningless. You have to wonder about the competence of local-talent newscasters.
For some reason, for the last couple days, I've had a compulsive problem with uttering the phrase "in the freeworld," as in the Neil Young classic, "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World." If something is good, I say, "that rocks the free world." If something is mediocre, I'll say, "that doesn't exactly rock the free world." If I'm interested in what's happening somewhere, I'll suggest, "let's go see what's happening in that part of the free world." You get the idea. I'm very bad with these rhetorical obsession (witness my one-day problem with the phrase "ham sandwich"), and after awhile I find them embarrassing. But I can't help myself, it's like Tourette's Syndrome.
ngela, Matthew and I returned to Kappa Mutha Fucka without Monster Boy. I went in the house first and found Leah and Rory's Scottish friend Alan chatting with my mother. Leah was uneasy at our arrival, and left immediately. It was all very weird. As he was going off to bed with Angela, Matthew complained that he wished Leah would just stay out of his life, never come over, and leave him in peace. He was rattled and disturbed. Hoagie, who knows almost nothing about the issues involved, suggested to me privately that Matthew and Leah would probably get back together. I said that I sure hoped not. Hoagie slept in my bed and I slept downstairs on the couch. Hungover and dehydrated, I was awaken by Deya around three in the morning when she came in from a very late catering mission connected with her restaurant job.
Get a sense of what I was like exactly eight years ago and one year ago today.
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