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Chase Manhattan's unethical credit card practices Friday, March 1 2002
Yes! I want to help protect my credit rating. Please enroll me in the Chase Payment Protector Plan. I have read and understand the enclosed offer. I understand that enrollment is optional and I may cancel at any time.
It was only then that I realized that the large space reserved for my signature on the bill paying form had nothing to do with the normal payment of my bill but was instead a trick to rope me into one of their money-draining "extras." The sneaky salespeople at Chase Manhattan had strategically placed a signature blank in a part of the form calculated to harvest the signatures of the inattentive. As if credit card companies aren't bad enough, now they're pulling slime such as this! I decided to send an email press release to a bunch of people alerting them to this unprincipled practice.
Yes! I want to help the cause of medical research. Please accept my first born child as a subject for medical experiments to be undertaken by the Chase Manhattan medical research subsidiary. I have read and understand the enclosed offer, and hereby release all claims to the aforementioned child. I understand that my signing this offer seals a binding legal contract.
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