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very special can
Wednesday, August 21 2002
This evening I took a flexible steel measuring stick with me when I went shopping. I was in the market for the longest possible steel can I could find with dimensions between 3.0 inches and 3.5 inches. This would be the essential raw material necessary to build the ultimate tin can microwave waveguide antenna. I probably looked at every canned product in Key Foods before buying the Del Monte "Traditional Spaghetti Sauce." All the big Del Monte cans were the same size and shape, but the Traditional Spaghetti Sauce was the only Del Monte product that was vegetarian. Gretchen doesn't allow meat products in the house, and I fully expected to cook a meal using the product I was buying before making use of its container. By the way, if anyone else knows of a product that comes in an unusually long can between 3 and 3.5 inches in diameter, please send me an email. But don't just send me an email telling me about your "special humour game" and that I am the "first player." Be sure to include the name of the goddamn product contained in the very special can you have found.
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