Hey kids, want to do your part in the War on the Evil Ones?

Not everyone in the world is good. Some people are bad. Some people are very bad and need to be punished. Even Mommies and Daddies can be bad. Even your Mommy or Daddy could be bad. How do you know if Mommy or Daddy is bad? It's not always easy to tell. But since you live with Mommy and Daddy, you might know better than anybody else! And if you think Mommy or Daddy is an Evil One, the good thing to do is to tell the police. The best way to tell the police is by calling 911, just like you do if there is a fire or you get a boo-boo. When you talk to the nice lady on the phone, be sure to say you are calling because Mommy or Daddy might be an Evil Doer. You will not get in trouble if you do this.

How do you know if Mommy or Daddy is an Evil Doer? It's not always easy to tell. But these are some clues. Like the Hardy Boys, you need to look at the clues and decide.

 

Let's Play Terrorist Dress-Up!
 

Does Daddy have a beard? Men get hair on their faces when they don't use a razor. Men use razors when they care about how they look. Does your Daddy care about how he looks?

Does Mommy wear a cloth on her head? Good people in this country normally don't wear cloth on their heads, although bad people from other countries sometimes do.

Do you have more than one mommy? Is your name not Heather?

Do Mommy and Daddy tell you about an "Uncle Omar" or "Uncle Hussein" who is coming to stay?
 

Do Mommy and Daddy get on their knees and make funny noises five times each day?

Is Daddy learning how to fly a plane but works for a taxi driving company?

Are there no beers in your refrigerator and you don't live in Utah?

Do you get in trouble when you use your right hand to wipe your bottom?

Do you get to go on lots of trips to nuclear plants, dams, and bridges but have never ever been to Disney World?
 

 

Featured Patriot Kids Around the Nation

A new Patriot Kid group in Tulsa, OK. They've already turned in the janitor at their elementary school, a gentleman from Iraq who was assembling a dirty bomb during his spare time in the janitor's closet.
The Patriot Kid group in Cincinnati, Ohio. They have their eyes peeled and their thinking caps on!
Meet Olly Jenkins, a one-kid Patriot Kid army from Dallas, TX. He turned over two of his babysitters, one who supported terrorists with a drug habit, and the other who installed pirated software on Olly's Dell computer to make fake passports for a Pakistani terrorist cell.
Billy and Johnny Thomas, two brothers who founded their own Patriot Kid group in Birmingham, AL. They did the right thing and turned in both of their parents for being best friends with a group of Evil Doers in a sleeper cell. Their parents are now in jail at Camp X-ray in Guantanamo, Cuba.
 

 

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