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With our terrorist database and our network of information keeping every
last God-fearing American man, woman, and gender-ambiguous freak safe from
terrorism, the Strategic Network of Intelligence on Terrorism in our Communities
and Homeland also seeks to provide safe havens for Americans using the Internet.
To that end, SNITCH has closely examined the following websites. After extensive surveillance, security background checks, and content evaulation, SNITCH is pleased to announce that the following websites are probably not affiliated with terrorism at the time of this writing. |
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The Offical White House Website
The Federal Bureau of Investigation The Office Of Homeland Security |
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Rush Limbaugh's Official Site
Center For Scientific Creation |
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| In addition to being home to perverts, liberals, and music-stealing bandits, the Internet is also the knife with which terrorists spread their hummus of evil across the pita bread of the world. Should you choose to follow these links, please be aware that many of these sites are managed by jibberish-speaking foreigners and we strongly recommend you exercise extreme caution while exploring them. |
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American Civil Liberties Union Covert terrorist organization which defends the "rights" of terrorists
Amnesty International
Survival Research Laboratories |
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Canadian World Domination Canadian al-Qaeda sleeper cell. Many terrifying Canadian invasion strategies located here
Burning Man |
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