Your leaking thatched hut during the restoration of a pre-Enlightenment state.


Hello, my name is Judas Gutenberg and this is my blaag (pronounced as you would the vomit noise "hyroop-bleuach").


decay & ruin
Biosphere II
dead malls
Irving housing

got that wrong

appropriate tech
Arduino μcontrollers
Backwoods Home
Fractal antenna

fun social media stuff

(nobody does!)

Like my brownhouse:
   overabundance of excitement of late
Saturday, April 7 2001
It's possible that today I broke a masturbation record. My current record, established a year or so ago, stands at six ejaculations in a 24 hour period, but I might have actually exceeded that last night and today. I kept waking up last night and firing off "just one more" shot, mostly while picturing Gretchen in sexy virginal white lingerie. [REDACTED]
When I wasn't in the bathtub or my bed, I was finishing up the writing of the accounts of my New York vacation. All that stuff is finally done; I'm so relieved!
I thought maybe John would have some chicks over and we'd all take ecstasy together, but it didn't work out. It's just as well. I've had an overabundance of excitement of late.

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