Matt Rogers:·
An artistic challenge for Gus Mueller please recreate your 3D pierced penis squirting the word L.S.D. drawing you did back in the day (vastly preferable) or as a booby prize a picture of the Hillary Clinton sign on your front lawn and post to my wall here.
Me: you really think i have a hillary clinton sign in my front yard, matt? WRONG!! MARCO RUBIO 2016!!!
Matt Rogers: What's the difference?
Matt Rogers: And where's my pic?
Matt Rogers: The only difference is one is "pro choice" and the other isn't, they are both corporate scum war mongers. Ironically Trump may be the least of the war mongering choices as he says he'll deal with Putin and has made no aggressive noises about Iran, unlike both Clinton and Rubio.
Me: i know that when the revolution comes, there will only be a tiny number of people pure enough to rule and that everyone else will be up against the wall, but until that time comes, i understand the secret to politics: you can't get any better than what you CAN get. thus MARCO RUBIO 2016!!!
Matt Rogers: That vodka tea and cough syrup has rotted your brain, you used to be witty, now you are just heavy handed and dense.
Me: when you start talking like that, i know i've basically won the argument. i assume you'll be pulling a lever for MARCO RUBIO 2016 at a polling place near Ypsilantucky soon!
Matt Rogers: What difference would it make? Both Rubio and Hitlery want to nuke Iran and start WWIII with Putin. I know, muh abortions! I am seriously tempted to vote for Trump just to make low information voters like you butt mad!
Matt Rogers: Rubio is a little light in the loafers for my taste, too many Miami foam parties!
Me: MARCO RUBIO 2016 would be better though because of all the tax breaks for people not getting abortions.
Matt Rogers: You think you are clever don't you? Abortions are a sucker issue to keep the rubes distracted from thinking about difficult subjects like the TPP trade agreement, and ways to deal radical Islam other than global war.
Me: i also like how MARCO RUBIO 2016 points out the fallacies in the arguments of opportunist scientists CRAVENLY TRYING TO GET GRANT MONEY -- the world is actually getting colder, not warmer. how else do you explain ice bergs off the coast of brazil?
Matt Rogers: Do you really think Hillary Clinton who was on the board of directors of Wal-Mart and who took 675,000 in speaking fees from Goldman Sachs is going to enact a green agenda? You are actually tarded aren't you? Arguably Trump is the greenest candidate because he will keep U.S. population from expanding as rapidly as the open borders set. You did read my Edward Abbey post, right or was it too long for your frazzled attention span?
Now cue, muh "raycism," sob!
[Note: Edward Abbey was the godfather of radical environmentalism, a worldview Matt Rogers knows I grew up in. Some of the things Mr. Abbey said could be construed as racist, and he was among those who viewed immigration as contributing to overpopulation. But it turns out that, at least with respect to Mexicans and Donald Trump's wall, there is currently a net emigration of Mexicans from the United States.]
Matt Rogers: Anyway put up or shut up with the penis pic!
Matt Rogers: If you aren't forthcoming with penis art I'll have to dump you off the ship, again, you are mainly just a narcissistic asshole and if you aren't producing art or some other entertainment a ponderous bore who thinks he is a witty comic. Jon Stewart greatest comedian evar, right? (Innocent blink). [Note: this is classic Matt Rogers. He's making a reference to something, yet I have no idea what he means. Having a tendency to speak in ellipses and fly into rages probably plays a role in the fact that Matt Rogers still lives with his long-suffering mother at the age of fifty.]
Matt Rogers: Adding Gus back was a failed experiment it's nice he endorsed me on linkedin and all, but it's not enough.
Me: not as failed of an experiment as the one your mother made that resulted in you living in her basement at the age of fifty
Me: lol, you're ordering me around on my own facebook wall. you've turned into donald trump! good riddance, asshat!